Never put salami on a pizza

Since Jason and I have been married (almost 3 years), we have ordered pizza ONCE.  Yes, I said once.  And it wasn’t very good, so we haven’t ordered another since.  If we want pizza, I usually buy a frozen Walmart-brand pizza for $3.99 and add my own toppings – lots of veggies!  So this time I decided to take one step closer to making one homemade.  Instead of buying a whole pizza, I bought a whole wheat pizza crust.  I added the sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, tomatoes, onions, and… SALAMI.  I had some great salami from the Whole Foods market, and I thought to myself, “Hmmm… couldn’t be that different than pepperoni.”  Well, it didn’t end well.  That was NASTY!  It didn’t taste anything like pepperoni.  It made the whole pizza taste a bit like feet.  So my advice to you today is this… Never put salami on a pizza.